10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."