10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water