10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.