10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.