10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson