10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.