10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."