10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fook the floosh droo!