10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Those eggs smell delicious!