10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
Welcome to kicker school
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson