10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain