10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"