10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.