10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.