10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.