10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.