10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."