10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris