10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders