10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.