10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for loners.