10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.