10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword