10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?