10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"