10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!