10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.