10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986