10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright