10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Never educate a stupid poker player.