10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "No river, no fish."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob