10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester