10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"