10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson