10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth