10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm