10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson