10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters