10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.