10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion