10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones