10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it