10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus