10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.