10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed