10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Welcome to kicker school
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger