10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.