10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm