10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."