10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fold and live to fold again
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson